Bifabmot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented swan.

Bifabmot created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bifabmot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bifabmot, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bifabmot's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bifabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four snails in a large pit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Do not cook food in pots.