Ladjarnnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring dragonfly.

Ladjarnnarl created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladjarnnarl, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ladjarnnarl, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ladjarnnarl's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ladjarnnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing fawn stockings and balancing eight zinc spheres on your hands.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not fashion tools from lead.

5. Do not keep nine monkeys in a large pit.