Xentaglag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering goblin.

Xentaglag created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xentaglag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xentaglag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Xentaglag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Xentaglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing fawn stockings and balancing three carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Run away if seven snakes approach from the west.