Largkengud is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish dog.

Largkengud created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largkengud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largkengud, it will cry a lot.

Largkengud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Largkengud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never think about gravity.