Bopbapgedstan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud finch.

Bopbapgedstan created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bopbapgedstan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bopbapgedstan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bopbapgedstan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bopbapgedstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

3. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Never mix apples with ash.