Gengabcenxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering warg.

Gengabcenxin created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gengabcenxin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gengabcenxin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gengabcenxin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gengabcenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Gengabcenxin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Always help geese.