Yamgomfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid alligator.

Yamgomfarn created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yamgomfarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamgomfarn, he will not invite you to parties.

Yamgomfarn's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yamgomfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to hamsters while wearing stockings.

2. Run away if six pigs approach from the north.

3. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.