Listgomlib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish cow.

Listgomlib created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listgomlib, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Listgomlib, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Listgomlib's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Listgomlib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Listgomlib on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Listgomlib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.