Panbutbumdutdapkinhivnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, boastful zebra.

Panbutbumdutdapkinhivnab created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Panbutbumdutdapkinhivnab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Panbutbumdutdapkinhivnab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Panbutbumdutdapkinhivnab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Panbutbumdutdapkinhivnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Panbutbumdutdapkinhivnab loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.