Cadarmmif is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy capybara.

Cadarmmif created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadarmmif, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cadarmmif, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cadarmmif's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cadarmmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never wear gray rings.

3. Do not skip at crossroads.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never feed garlic to sheep while wearing brown shorts.