Xuctagbin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain squid.

Xuctagbin created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuctagbin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xuctagbin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xuctagbin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Xuctagbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

5. Never think about asteroids.