Bigtonkfoss Cidgigyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable pig.

Bigtonkfoss Cidgigyatt created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigtonkfoss Cidgigyatt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bigtonkfoss Cidgigyatt, it will turn you into a slug.

Bigtonkfoss Cidgigyatt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bigtonkfoss Cidgigyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never gather eight monkeys in one place.

4. Do not prepare limes while wearing boots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.