Konteencebhat Mondongat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful hamster.

Konteencebhat Mondongat created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Konteencebhat Mondongat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Konteencebhat Mondongat, he will strike you with lightening.

Konteencebhat Mondongat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Konteencebhat Mondongat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.