Lanabflag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered newt.

Lanabflag created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanabflag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lanabflag, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lanabflag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Lanabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red whales, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.