Hunhastip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hunhastip created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunhastip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hunhastip, she will cry a lot.

Hunhastip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hunhastip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not name children after foxes.

5. Never wear shoes.