Dobbepomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest elephant.

Dobbepomin created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbepomin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dobbepomin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dobbepomin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dobbepomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Retreat if four frogs approach from the south.