Nurllikpopbunlabmap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever swan.

Nurllikpopbunlabmap created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllikpopbunlabmap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurllikpopbunlabmap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nurllikpopbunlabmap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nurllikpopbunlabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never mark doors with black.

5. Always remove boots before touching titanium.