Tadrulltapgid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous snail.

Tadrulltapgid created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Tadrulltapgid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tadrulltapgid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tadrulltapgid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tadrulltapgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never hop in the presence of mice.

3. Never sit near otters.

4. Never approach forests carrying clay.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.