Jonvonnell is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful wasp.

Jonvonnell created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jonvonnell, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jonvonnell, he will turn you into a hamster.

Jonvonnell's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jonvonnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Do not place nuts upon stone.