Gabnartbim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent goose.

Gabnartbim created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabnartbim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gabnartbim, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gabnartbim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gabnartbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Never paint your neck brown.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never mix pineapples with blood.