Rennutsitaffoncisstarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow crow.

Rennutsitaffoncisstarg created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rennutsitaffoncisstarg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rennutsitaffoncisstarg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rennutsitaffoncisstarg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rennutsitaffoncisstarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of whales.

2. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

3. Do not take Rennutsitaffoncisstarg's name in vain.

4. Never handle platinum while unclean.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.