Sakhogpark Latdagarm is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise dragonfly.

Sakhogpark Latdagarm created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakhogpark Latdagarm, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sakhogpark Latdagarm, she will not care at all.

Sakhogpark Latdagarm's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sakhogpark Latdagarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always act with patience when addressing elders.