Boplistshav is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sage gerbil.

Boplistshav created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boplistshav, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Boplistshav, she will remove you from existence.

Boplistshav's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Boplistshav's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never touch ash while unclean.

5. Do not sing in public.