Ragabgigbap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful elephant.

Ragabgigbap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragabgigbap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ragabgigbap, he will turn you into a plant.

Ragabgigbap's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Ragabgigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Put Ragabgigbap first in all things.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Do not kill badgers.