Botbepbopyak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast yak.

Botbepbopyak created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botbepbopyak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Botbepbopyak, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Botbepbopyak's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Botbepbopyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with pink.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Do not take Botbepbopyak's name in vain.

4. Never gather five great tits near wells.

5. Always help turtles.