Straggepdod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented snail.

Straggepdod created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Straggepdod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Straggepdod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Straggepdod's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Straggepdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Never chant near pigs.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Shun those given to vanity.