Kabnibflam is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident swallow.

Kabnibflam created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kabnibflam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kabnibflam, he will turn you into a mole.

Kabnibflam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kabnibflam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kabnibflam on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.