Haklidgun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring troll.

Haklidgun created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Haklidgun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Haklidgun, she will laugh at you.

Haklidgun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Haklidgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Never wear indigo kilts.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never eat beans on holy days.

5. Never hop in the presence of geese.