Pomcamdot is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, happy jaguar.

Pomcamdot created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomcamdot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pomcamdot, she will turn you into a plant.

Pomcamdot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pomcamdot's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Never mix wheat with water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Pomcamdot in the centre of the settlement.