Ripdutten Farntettidub is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent fox.

Ripdutten Farntettidub created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripdutten Farntettidub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ripdutten Farntettidub, it will be very unhappy.

Ripdutten Farntettidub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ripdutten Farntettidub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must pray to Ripdutten Farntettidub eight times a day.

4. Never allow badgers to witness sacred rites.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.