Stragnulfonhot is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, pitiless wombat.

Stragnulfonhot created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragnulfonhot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stragnulfonhot, she will jump up and down on your head.

Stragnulfonhot's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stragnulfonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragnulfonhot.

5. Never hurt great tits.