Yarplamfab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, weak wombat.

Yarplamfab created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarplamfab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarplamfab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yarplamfab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Yarplamfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never eat parsnips on holy days.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.