Citlitleg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking wyvern.

Citlitleg created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citlitleg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Citlitleg, it will curse you with boils.

Citlitleg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Citlitleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Never feed bananas to eagles while wearing boots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.