Cedflanyim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, staggering parrot.

Cedflanyim created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedflanyim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cedflanyim, he will not care.

Cedflanyim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cedflanyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Cedflanyim.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never mark doors with turquoise.