Bamgardap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous fox.

Bamgardap created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Bamgardap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bamgardap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bamgardap's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bamgardap's Holy Commandments

1. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with badgers.

2. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Never record names.

5. Never eat green fruit.