Stanliklarn is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered wasp.

Stanliklarn created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanliklarn, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stanliklarn, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Stanliklarn's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Stanliklarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear hats marked with pink.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.