Gamzodvad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident dugong.

Gamzodvad created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamzodvad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gamzodvad, he will destroy your home planet.

Gamzodvad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gamzodvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

4. Never wear pink hats on sacred days.

5. Never talk about comets.