Fomham is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak mouse.

Fomham created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomham, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fomham, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fomham's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fomham's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple boots.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never stain your back with white.