Cemfutlun is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sapient rat.

Cemfutlun created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemfutlun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cemfutlun, he will turn you into a slug.

Cemfutlun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cemfutlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

4. Never record names.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.