Fodbogkop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic mink.

Fodbogkop created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbogkop, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fodbogkop, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fodbogkop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fodbogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always store rice above ground.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not prepare bread while wearing trousers.