Venveencep is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient frog.

Venveencep created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Venveencep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Venveencep, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Venveencep's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Venveencep's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never feed limes to monkeys while wearing boots.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near goats while wearing cyan shirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your face.