Veentontif is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane whale.

Veentontif created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veentontif, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Veentontif, she will ignore you.

Veentontif's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Veentontif's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.