Hogjapgep is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain fairy.

Hogjapgep created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogjapgep, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogjapgep, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hogjapgep's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hogjapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hogjapgep first in all things.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.