Tombugdod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, loving mole.

Tombugdod created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombugdod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tombugdod, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tombugdod's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tombugdod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Never adorn your head with orange markings.

5. Do not stand on grass.