Fongabhamflis is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, annoying horse.

Fongabhamflis created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fongabhamflis, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fongabhamflis, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fongabhamflis' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fongabhamflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.