Larpfodrig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tranquil aardvark.

Larpfodrig created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpfodrig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larpfodrig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Larpfodrig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Larpfodrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine seals in one place.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Do not prepare peas while wearing boots.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not commit murder.