Pagflowstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, wise capybara.

Pagflowstaf created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Pagflowstaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pagflowstaf, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pagflowstaf's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pagflowstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to whales while wearing violet corsets.

2. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.