Tenfedlun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest pigeon.

Tenfedlun created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenfedlun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tenfedlun, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tenfedlun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tenfedlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight ducks near bridges.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Put Tenfedlun first in all things.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Never write about dark energy.