Ladsanrat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective hare.

Ladsanrat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladsanrat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ladsanrat, he will destroy your home planet.

Ladsanrat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ladsanrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never paint your face fawn.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Do not stand on grass.