Genjatnillyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional dryad.

Genjatnillyatt created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Genjatnillyatt, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Genjatnillyatt, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Genjatnillyatt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Genjatnillyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat onions on fasting days.

5. Never feed lots of figs to snails while wearing yellow ear rings.